Take a peek at Hanky Panky, Book 3, The Liberty Heights series. coming in December

HANKY PANKY, BOOK 3, THE LIBERTY HEIGHTS SERIES IS COMING IN DECEMBER. HERE’S A PEEK:
“This is ridiculous! I can’t stay at her house with you and pretend to be your wife!”
Steam all but rose from Dana’s head. Of all the insane things to happen, Grandma Baumgart insisted Dana was married to Hank and refused to listen to any explanation. On the contrary, she’d gotten all wound up and yelled at Hank.
“You should have paid attention to your grandfather. He knew how to keep me happy, and we were married for fifty years. You’re not giving her enough attention.”
The twitch in her lips indicated exactly what kind of attention she meant, and Dana blushed up to the roots of her hair. Explaining to the doctor hadn’t been the slightest bit of help.
“She’s physically fine. Just a residual headache. Normally, the only thing I would tell you to do is watch for any change in the headache or nausea,” Doctor Sumner explained when Hank hauled Dana off to his consulting room, leaving Hayley and Ellie to baby-sit Grandma.
“I performed a Mini-Mental Exam when she was admitted, and her score was fine. Actually, outstanding, for a woman her age. Why she thinks you two are married, I don’t know. That could be residual damage from the blow to the head.”
“How long is it going to last?”
Doctor Sumner shrugged. “Brain injury isn’t something we completely understand. It’s possible that when you get her home, her memory will jog, and she’ll come to her senses. They’re quite intact other than this blip.”
“Blip? You call this a blip? Married to him?”
“Hey, take it easy. You could do worse than me, you know,” Hank said with a glare.
Dana snorted. “How far were you planning on taking this?”
A wicked grin flashed on Hank’s face. “Interested? Grandma said to give you plenty of hanky-panky, and I’m not the one walking around ready for action without underwear.”
If a hole opened in the floor, Dana would have been thankful. Nothing could have topped yesterday as the worst day in her life—maybe in history. Then, this had to happen.
The doctor coughed, but Dana saw the color in his cheeks.
“I’m going to discharge her. Let’s see how she does at home. Your, um, wife, can give me a call once a day and let me know how things are going.”
“I’m not his wife!” Dana screeched. She didn’t care who heard her. This wascrazy, and this doctor didn’t plan to do a darned thing about it, just dump the whole thing in her lap.
He handed Dana a business card with his phone number. “No more
skateboards. I don’t know what she was thinking.” He shook his head and walked out the door without another word.
Dana glared at Hank, who eyed her. She didn’t miss the humor lines etched around his eyes. “Think this is funny? I don’t. What am I supposed to do if she never comes to her senses?”
Hank shrugged. “Get a joint bank account, I guess. I make pretty good money, lucky for you.”
Dana gritted her teeth. She could feel a migraine starting, and all thanks to Hank Axelrod, the world’s biggest lunatic.

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New LIberty Heights books!

I’m happy to announce that there will be another Liberty Heights book! Book 4, Light My Fire has just been contracted with a publication date for early next summer. Book 3, Hanky Panky, will be out next month. I might not know much, but personally, I think Hanky Panky is the funniest book in the series. Briefly, Grandma Baumgart’s joyride on a skateboard (what was she thinking?) results in a concussion and firm conviction that grandson Hank and Dana Fremder are married. Nobody wants to upset Grandma, so what are Hank and Dana going to do? Yep, it’s Grandma as Matchmaker along with Algernon the meerkat. Liberty Heights fun and romance again!

5 Roses for Going To The Dogs

I stayed up pretty late last night watching the US election results. I don’t make political comments here, there are more than enough places to find those, but I slept in as a result. “In” for me meaning past 5 am, so you can imagine I was pretty surprised to find people talking about a 5 Roses review for Going To The Dogs posted on Rochelle’s Reviews. Seems everyone know about this but me! Here’s the review and the link, and yes, I was doing the Happy Dance!

I’m not normally a fan of pedigreed dogs. They’re inbred, spoiled and hyper. Give me a mutt from the pound any day. But ya gotta love a dog who eats pizza and Fritos, watches baseball (even if it is the Yankees and not the Cubs), and sings along with the radio. And ya gotta love a cop who looks like George Clooney and bumbles his way through a case involving a dog trainer and her canine clients and their wacky owners. I try to follow a schedule each day—so much time writing, promoting, reading, etc. At night I read a chapter or so and drift off to sleep, often with my Kindle in hand and the light on. At some point my head bobs and I wake up enough to put my Kindle on the bedside table and turn out the light. Not so last night. I read straight through until I finished the book somewhere around five a.m. I highly recommend this book. Just be sure you don’t have anything else scheduled and you don’t have to be anywhere the next day when you pick it up. It’s not a bathtub read unless you don’t mind getting cold and pruny.”

http://rochellesreviews.blogspot.com/2012/11/going-to-dogs-by-elle-druskin.html?showComment=1352310789773#c5356467406075102342

Tsunami Alert and what happens

Yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve been on the blog. I thought I would tell you a bit about what happens when we have a tsunami alert here. This was my first real one although the alarms are tested every month on the first Monday, so if you are in the Islands and hear them, keep that in mind.
I had a news flash on my phone that the tsunami alert had been triggered so I went downstairs since I live in a high rise building to verify. Fortunately for me, I live across the street from the end of the evacuation zone which includes all of Waikiki. In my case, that meant “vertical evacuation” since I live on a high floor.
The first thing to do is turn on the news and pay attention. For people who have to evacuate, it’s time to get out and not wait We had about an hour and half warning which is enough time. Supermarkets got jammed up as did gas stations, traffic snarled unbelievably. Shelters open immediately but they don’t supply food so you have to have a bag of food and medications, pet food, etc. if you are heading to a shelter.
For me, this was all pretty easy. My building sandbagged the lobby only because there is a canal behind the building which could in theory flood. I dug out flashlights and had them ready in every room in case of a power failure, filled up water in sinks, etc. and took the dog for a walk. Dogs don’t care about tsunamis, they still need to walk! And, I noticed everyone with a dog doing the same. While we went walking, I charged up anything that needed to be charged, like my phone.
People with small boats are asked to take them out on the ocean which is better than sitting in the marina. I could see lights out over the water at this point. About half an hour before the expected first wave, rescuers clear out of the evacuation zone so if you were counting on help once it hits, forget it. I saw the fire engines in my area heading away.After that, the roadblocks went up and it was eerie. Saturday night and no traffic on the streets at all. Back to sitting in front of the news, watching and waiting.
In my area, this was not bad at all which is a relief, but I did hear that on the Big Island, boats were on the sand, pushed in by the waves.
I think, compared, to the people bracing on the East Coast for Hurricane Sandy, we got off easy and we are all grateful.
I can say, since tsunami is a year round possibility here, people don’t panic and seen to know exactly what to do and do it. I also had phone calls from friends very early asking if they needed to come and get me to evacuate which was very thoughtful of them.
I felt complete confidence in the tsunami plan and how things work although I’d still rather not find out what a really bad one is like.

Half price sale on Animal Crackers

Just letting you know if you still haven’t read Animal Crackers,for a short time,it is on sale at half price now at MuseItUpPublishing so grab a copy now! The sale won’t last.

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Us Amazonians! Join the Party!

What the heck is pee dating? Not what you think! Delighted to announce The Life of The Party, (Book 2 the Liberty Heights series) is now available at Amazon. Join the party and see what’s going on in Liberty Heights! That town surprises me all the time and I write the series!

http://www.amazon.com/Party-Liberty-Heights-Series-ebook/dp/B0093GZXA4/ref=sr_1_7?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1346969692&sr=1-7&keywords=elle+druskin

Elle

Life of the Party

I’ve been away trying to have some time with my son, but happy to announce that The Life of the Party (Book 2 The Liberty Heights series) is now out at
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It will be at Amazon and Barnes and Noble when they decide to get it up there but you can save a bit by buying direct at Muse.
Book 3 Hanky Panky is in production and scheduled for December release. You wouldn’t believe the things that go on in Liberty Heights so check them out. Yes, Book 4 Light My Fire has been submitted. No word yet but I am hopeful and I guess I will hear back soon.
Enjoy the long weekend if you are in the US!

RELEASE DATE

“Entertaining, humorous, and the romance is spot on”–Yep, The Life of the Party is officially on sale August 31 direct from Muse
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Bon Voyage!

Rather than writing or books, I thought I would devote this entry to travel advice, tips and things I’ve learned over many years of travel all over the world. Wherever you’re going or hoping to go or planning to go, I hope your trip is fabulous and these tips might help keep things smooth.
Travel safe tips from an inveterate traveler
I know there are lots of sites and people offering travel tips to stay safe. Some of them are common sense which seems to be anything but common, others are specific, like making sure your travel insurance covers the things you expect to be doing. Just for example, if you are planning extreme sports, better make sure your policy covers it because many don’t. I’m not going to deal with those issues but pass on some of the things I always keep in mind. I’ve traveled all over the world, had more than a few adventures and hiccups along the way, with and without kids. Travel with kids is a whole different ball game so I’m going to confine myself to adults this time.
MAKE A LIST OF ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
Well in advance of your trip, start making lists. I make loads of them. The lists might be what is essential to pack and where to pack it (carry-on or suitcase), contact phone numbers, all the things you need to do before you leave, like arrange mail pick up, pet boarding, etc. It’s also a good idea to spend a bit of time to figure out the security restrictions in any airport you will be using because they are anything but uniform. Some allow liquids, some do not, including sealed duty free purchases that might be taken away, particularly in Europe, much to your annoyance. Better to check and pack items accordingly.
Another list should be what you really want to see and do. Once you’re sure of the absolute must-sees, check opening hours and days. Many museums in Europe close one day a week and if that’s the day you planned on the Uffizi to see Michaelangelo’s David (DON’T MISS THAT!) or any other museum, you could be out of luck. Depending on the season, many castles in Great Britain close down in the winter and sometimes, most of the rest of the year, other than summer, so make sure they’re open before you make the trek only to be disappointed at the gate. If you plan on using ferries, check the schedule and season because they change from summer to the rest of the year. Ferry travel can be fun. I’ve used them and thoroughly enjoyed the trip, especially to Skye.
If you’re travelling with a friend, companion, partner or anyone else, decide in advance if you’re going to divide your time rather than quarrel over what you’re going to see or do. Nothing wrong with splitting up during the day so each of you can do what you really want and arrange to meet up for dinner. It will save a lot of heartache and aggravation if you set ground rules before you hop on that plane. On the other hand, if you are travelling solo, don’t worry. I’ve done it plenty of times and always find people to talk to or have lunch with. If you wait for someone else to get their act together to be able to travel, you might still be waiting. (I’m still waiting on a few friends planning trips with me while I’ve already been to wherever and back).
Before you leave, try to get the name of a doctor and dentist who speaks English if you are traveling to non-English speaking countries. The last thing you want is to deal with illness and play charades. Yes, I have had to call a doctor out at midnight for my son. Fortunately, I spoke the language in that country well, but I would not like to think what could happen, wasting time trying to explain to a doctor who didn’t understand me. You can call your embassy and they should be able to give you names of these professionals and then hope you don’t need them but better to be prepared.
WEATHER OR NOT?
Check the weather and pack accordingly. I’ve left summer climates looking like an idiot dragging a winter coat on the plane but believe me, you won’t be happy if you arrive in a cold climate and your suitcase is lost. It’s happened to me so I always make sure to pack those garments in my carry-on bag or, if too heavy and bulky, wear clothes for the destination climate. You might feel silly at the start but you won’t at arrival. If it’s the height of summer, put the winter clothes in a shopping bag, change in the airport where you won’t roast alive thanks to air-conditioning and toss the summer gear in your suitcase for arrival back home before you wave good-by to your luggage. You won’t regret that, believe me, and make sure your shoes will be appropriate too. I arrived in Denmark in the middle of a snowstorm and was really happy after leaving a hot Sydney summer, to have my heavy winter coat, sweater, jeans, boots, hat and gloves. I might have looked silly in Sydney but I sure was nice and warm in Copenhagen. Plus, if you wear those heavy clothes and carry the coat, you won’t weigh down the luggage with more bulky garments.
IN-FLIGHT TIPS
If you can afford to travel business class, that’s great. I have a few times, but most of the time I’ve had to travel economy, packed in on full flights. Don’t count on empty seats to stretch out. Nice if it happens but not a given. I recommend an aisle seat for several reasons but primarily because I get up and walk every hour or so to prevent DVT. I also stretch as much as I can. Usually while everyone is sleeping, I head to the back of the plane, where there’s space and completely extend and stretch my legs and arms. It will help enormously if you do that every hour or two. If you do yoga, Pilates, or dance, some of those moves will come in handy if you’ve got room. I always manage to find the space when others are asleep. It’s also a good idea to carry a small flashlight in case you need it for any reason when lighting is off during flights. (Hint: Very helpful if you have dropped something and can’t find it. You won’t get dirty looks from everyone if you try to put on those hopelessly small overhead lights and you’ll avoid tripping over all sorts of stuff that has rolled into the aisle while everyone is dozing.)
Hydrate. This is a trick I’ve been using for years and never fails. Check the number of time zones you will cross. Ensure that you have a full glass of liquid for each time zone as minimum fluids during the flight. Try to avoid alcohol and caffeine. I do have a coffee if I’m arriving in the morning since that would be normal for me. I’ve done 24 hour flights and been able to get off the plane and go to work. Honestly. I stay awake and get on the right time zone instead of hitting the bed. I might go to bed early that night, but more or less, this takes care of the jetlag so don’t forget the fluids.
It’s pretty much a given that you will need something to pass the time. Most flights have a load of movies in personal screens, but not all of them do. Definitely take your i-pad or e-reader fully charged. Make sure you’ve got adaptor plugs for wherever you are traveling. I have a small, multi-use adaptor; just press on the size you want and it pops out. Very handy and you will be charging your phone, ipad, etc. along the way.
For those who knit, check the security precautions but as far as I know, bamboo needles are allowed, and I have a set of plastic needles that have a light on the tips so they don’t bother anyone but provide sufficient light for knitting. Very handy! You can buy them online or probably at some knitting stores.
Slather on face cream throughout flights and keep applying it with a good balm for the lips. Make sure you’ve packed sunscreen and insect repellent, depending on where you are traveling or you could be very sorry and it’s better to take a product you’ve already tried rather than have to purchase on arrival. Despite all these tips, I’ve often said, long haul flights are nature’s way of making us look like our dreaded passport pictures.
CONNECTING FLIGHTS? STUCK IN AN AIRPORT?
If you are stuck with connecting flights for any length of time, check out the airport in advance and see if they have a hotel service within the airport. More and more airports, especially in Europe and Asia do. They range in quality. Tokyo’s Narita has rooms and beds that are so small and narrow, they must be designed for midgets and unless you know where to find the “hotel” you might miss it. The signage is less than ideal. Singapore, on the other hand, has a proper hotel room with television, etc. like any hotel. It also has a swimming pool and gym all located within the airport.
If you have shorter connecting time but a few hours, you’ll find that most of these airport hotels often have a shower service. For a reasonable cost, you can have a shower, change your clothes and feel heaps better between flights. Some of these services book out very quickly. If you can book in advance, it might be worthwhile. You can also try to turn up and take your luck. I’ve done both, so it’s up to you and the time between flights but I highly recommend it. Some of these rooms rent for a full day only (Hong Kong, for example) but others rent for blocks of hours (4 hours or 8 hours) and again, they are really well worth using.
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, PAY ATTENTION
Look alert and carry as little as possible on the street. You’re a tourist and there’s nothing wrong with that but locals can tell. Pay attention to what’s going on instead of gawking. Carry your bag strap across your chest and hold onto it. If you have pockets, divide anything important you’re carrying between your bag and pockets and keep your hands stuffed into your pockets so any unwelcome hands will have a hard time. Make sure you’ve photocopied any travel documents in case they are stolen. It will help expedite their replacement which will be a pain in the neck no matter what. Of course, keep your passport, credit cards and other documents as safe as possible. Many European countries will not accept a credit card unless you use a PIN irrespective of signature so make sure you know it. I had a friend who was stuck because he had no idea of the PIN and ended up having to borrow money from some of us. Pretty embarrassing, although it could have been worse.
Pay attention to your instincts. I was in a part of Krakow that wasn’t exactly the best area. While my friends and the guide were busy talking and looking around, I noticed a gang coming in our direction. I wasn’t going to wait around and see what happened. I got into the street and frantically flagged down a taxi, getting worried as the gang got closer because there were no other people around. I stopped a cruising taxi by standing in the middle of the street just as the gang arrived. Only them did my friends realize what was about to happen but by then we were scrambling into the taxi and the driver slammed the gas. We had no doubt what would have happened if that taxi hadn’t come by or if I hadn’t been paying attention.
Don’t give out your name or room number or hotel to anyone. It sounds dumb, but people do and the next thing they know, there’s trouble. People trying to get into their rooms, people using their names, all sorts of stuff. Not everyone is nice and really interested in you although of course, some are and I’ve made great friends through travels but exercise caution.
Remember you can claim VAT return on departure from many countries so make sure you keep receipts and allow enough time at the airport to get your refund—you’ll be happy you did it.
TRAVEL PHARMACY AND HOPE YOU WON’T NEED ANYTHING
Take your own medications, clearly labelled and in your carry on. If you get sick in flight, you cannot count on flight attendants to have much available and yes, this has happened to me. I carry anything I think I might need; something for headache or temperature, eye drops for dry eyes on planes, (you should remove your contact lenses and use glasses in flight; eyes can dry out and lead to all sorts of problems), anti-nausea pills, anti-histamines for any allergy. Anything you might need for tummy upset is worth carrying. I don’t take sleeping pills; they make me dopey and I want to be alert in the event of an emergency. I always have Bandaids of various sizes as well and hand sanitizer is a good idea. To be blunt, you don’t know who’s touching what and you won’t go wrong by using the sanitizer more rather than less.
Depending on the country, you will or will not be willing to replenish your stock. No problem in parts of Europe but when I traveled in India, Indonesia, China, etc. I went to see my doctor in advance and together we worked out anything and everything I might need including antibiotics because I did not want to have get them there. It’s a good idea to make sure all your immunizations are up to date and check any health issues for the areas of travel. For example, you may need cholera immunization or to update Hepatitis A or B and all that takes time and needs to be spaced over several weeks. Same applies for anti-malarial medications which must be started on time and continued after arrival home.
I could say a lot more, but this is enough to think about until another time. Travel well, travel safe and have a great trip!

Marguerite Arotin Is My Guest

My guest blogger is Marguerite Arotin, not only a fantasy and historical romance writer but also my webmistress. Despite knowing her for a few years, I’ve learned new things from her responses to questions, so I’m delighted to have her as my guest blogger.

How long does it take for you to write a book?
When I am dedicated to completing it, usually about 6 months. When life, my evil day job, or my son’s life gets away, it tends to be longer
Do you do a lot of research for your books and if so, how do you do that? I’m a research junkie so yes. Internet, books, if there’s someplace local that I can visit to do hands on research, I’m all for that.

Do you have a favorite author?
Several but in different genres. For romance it would have to be Linda Lael Miller, Horror and anything else he dives into- The masterful Stephen King. Fantasy- J.K. Rowling because I love the world she created with Hogwarts, and just recently in Science Fiction I fell in love with the writing style of Douglas Adams. I love the way all his rambles end in punch line
Was there any one thing that particularly inspired you to write?
I had been writing off on on since the third grade when I wrote a Halloween Fairytale of sorts for a class project. When I finally decided to send out the stuff I was writing to publishers, it was because my husband had just lost his job and I wanted to help provide for our little family. By the time he found another job, I was hooked on the writing lifestyle.

What’s the best and worst part about being a writer?
Best part- creating a world and populating that world with characters you adore. Worst part- Deadlines and critics.
How do you balance a personal life with a writing life?
It’s easier now that my son is older and hangs out in his room a lot of the time. When he was younger, I had to watch writing the sex scenes while he was around because he’s nosy and will read over my shoulder.
What do you consider the most important elements of a great book? Characters, Characters, Characters ! You can create a great plot but it means nothing without creating characters everyone can relate to.
What are you writing/reading now?
Currently alternating between writing a vampire romance with a twist, and a civil war time-travel romance inspired by a Gettysburg visit.
Where can we find out more about you and your books?
my website- http://www.ohioromance.net/

If you could be a character in one of your books, which one would you choose to be? Probably Janet, my heroine from The Last Sorceress. It would be fun to step into a new fantasy realm with sorceress power

Do you have a favourite character from your books?
Dazzart the Bold. He’s an ogre but a lot sexier than Shrek

For series writers only: What do you especially enjoy about writing a series as compared to a stand alone book? When I wrote Return of the Prodigal Daughter for The Wayback Texas series, it was fun to help create a small Texas town and work with already established characters.

What do you do to unwind, put aside the hard work of writing, or otherwise enjoy life?
Summer time, without a doubt, the beach. I had been taking my son to our local beach since he was two years old. We make a day out of it and have a lot of fun. Fall ,winter, or inclement weather I love to go to the movies with my family